I am an auto mechanic. One day I found an abandoned car at the bottom

I am an auto mechanic. One day I found an abandoned car at the bottom of a well. I hoisted it up with a rope and did repairs on it. I soon made it drivable again. But that was not enough for women to be attracted to me. It needed a new coat of paint. I tried to paint it myself but ruined it so I went on the internet and rented a skip from skip hire uk. I threw the car in the skip and sent it off to the dump. Then I went out searching for another auto mobile to do up for women to find me attractive. I went around asking young drivers, who usually are the stingiest and the biggest penny pincher's, where I could find great deals on cheap cars. They pointed me to an old sale room off of the dual carriageway several kilometres up the road out of town. I went there and bought a dilapidated old car for one thousand two hundred euros. I did it up and even added a flux capacitor to allow me to travel back in time to the cretaceous to partake in my favourite sport, hunting dinosaurs. Anyway then I went and had a drag race with several young drivers. My car easily beat them even without me zipping into the future with my amazing time travel abilities. I added nitro to my fuel and it allowed me to go many kilometres per hour faster than my competitors so I was able to get to the finish line far faster. Young drivers just don't have the know how yet to be able to make a car as fast as mine, so they were easily beaten. After I had one I drove around the race track in circles for women to see me and admire me. They all crowded around my car then showering me in flattery after I pulled up to the spectator stand. They all wanted to have a ride in my auto mobile. So then I took them for one but my flux capacitor malfunctioned and we went back in time before the big bang and died.